ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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