At least make sure they are 18
Why
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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