no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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