hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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