He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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