Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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