found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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