the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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