I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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