Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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