All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize