ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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