we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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