guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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