I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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