Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
