Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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