Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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