how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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