im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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