Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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