In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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