her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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