Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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