Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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