I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
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It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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