and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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