i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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