i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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