Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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