what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
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I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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