i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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