All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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