Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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