Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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