yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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