how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
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