Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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