I am in a vortex of obligation.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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