on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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