So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
