I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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