even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I currently don't understand fingers.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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