Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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