he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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