your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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