There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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i've created a new STD.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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