also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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