we made out on top of his cat.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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