Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
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Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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