no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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