chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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